you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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