Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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