Just cropdusted the office
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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