we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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