Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
