Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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