go do what you do best...puke behind churches
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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