I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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