erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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