Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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