All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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