went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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