I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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