Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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