Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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