make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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