Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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