Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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