Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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