Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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