He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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