btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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