margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
