the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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