Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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