My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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