either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
please don't ironically join a cult
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