Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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