He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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