The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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