i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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