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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you

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(781): Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you http://tfl.nu/mzki

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If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

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(403): If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me http://tfl.nu/3lvx

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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.

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(775): If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band. http://tfl.nu/wzbw

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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.

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(985): At least my shower head will respect me in the morning. http://tfl.nu/vri5

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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod

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(720): she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod http://tfl.nu/2sd3

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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend

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(954): Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend http://tfl.nu/zfzy

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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.

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(586): he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck. http://tfl.nu/s6ky

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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.

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(714): that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place. http://tfl.nu/ev8p

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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.

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(480): I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies. http://tfl.nu/khmt

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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working

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(303): im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working http://tfl.nu/2ufm

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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."

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(651): She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name." http://tfl.nu/v79x

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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.

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(914): I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem. http://tfl.nu/p4yj

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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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(609): Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key http://tfl.nu/pj3h

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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..

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(305): What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on.. http://tfl.nu/a0r6

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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having

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(607): Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having http://tfl.nu/7a1k

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