The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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