We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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