I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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