these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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