Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my gift to your gina
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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