): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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