Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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