Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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