I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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