All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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