At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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