More tranny stories later!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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