C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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