By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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