wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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