He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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