Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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