I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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