This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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