We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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