just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize